Friday, February 6, 2009

DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh!

Colorado Springs police are reporting that a man carrying a bat'leth is robbing 7-Elevens in the area. So far, no-one had been injured and the suspect is still at large.

I'm pretty sure that if I was manning the counter at a 7-11 and some dink walked in with one of these, I'd be too busy laughing to put up much of a fight. Although, if he made his demands in Klingon, that would be pretty damn cool...

Forget Typhoid Mary. Here's Malaria Bill

Apparently, while speaking at the Technology Entertainment and Design conference in California a couple of days ago, Bill Gates unleashed a swarm of mosquitos into the crowd to raise malaria awareness, stating, "Not only poor people should experience this.."

First of all, This is some serious super-villiany shit. The fact that if everyone in the room sued him for this he could pay the damages out of pocket is kind of scary. If Bill ever gives a lecture on sewage treatment, I would recommend not attending.

Secondly, this has to be the most bugs ever released by Mr. Gates since Windows ME...

You're Going To Get What You Deserve

If for some reason you haven't joined the rest of us in the 21st Century, on February 17 your TV is probably going to cease to function. The House of Representatives voted to postpone the mandatory shutdown until June, but apparently several of the networks have decided to ditch their analog broadcasts anyway.

So, if you are still using a frickin' TV antenna to watch television, when it goes dark here in a few days just step out of your cave and bellow your frustation at the dinosaurs ambling by. 

Okay... It's Been a While

I know, I know... I haven't updated in quite a while. Hopefully that will change now that I have some extra time on my hands. 

As I predicted, Iron Man turned out to be a brilliant movie... Lego Batman came out a lot sooner than 2011, though... probably to tie into the Dark Knight movie...

If you're just now stumbling onto this blog, welcome! I will be posting at least three times a day from now on... that's triple the chances of offending you!


Friday, March 21, 2008

Anyone Have John Connor On Speed-Dial?

Slashdot reported on Thursday that researchers in California have developed an artificial muscle that heals itself and generates electricity. 'We've made an artificial muscle that, when you apply electricity to it, it expands, more than 200 percent, the motion and energy is a lot like human muscles,' said Qibing Pei, a scientist at UCLA and study author. The researchers used flexible carbon nanotubes as electrodes. If an area of the carbon nanotube fails, the region around it seals itself by becoming non-conductive and prevents the damage from spreading to other areas. This material also conserves about 70% of the energy you put into it. As the material contracts after an expansion the rearranging of the carbon nanotubes generates a small electric current that can be captured and used to power another expansion or stored in a battery.

This is fascinating stuff, especially for those of us who await Skynet's inevitable take over of the planet.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I'm Having a Fan-gasm

The extended HD trailer for Iron Man is out, and I get more and more psyched each time I watch it (I just finished viewing number 5...)

Robert Downey Jr. seems absolutely amazing as Tony Stark, and the whole movie seems to have that blend of wry humor and incredible action visuals that made Spiderman such a film success.

Here's hoping that (if it's any good) Downey Jr. isn't adverse to making a few sequels...

Thursday, January 31, 2008

I've Got Every Digit Crossed

Seems some of the major news outlets are reporting (with a cautious optimism) that the Writer's Strike currently depriving me of all that is good in life, not to mention a billion dollars worth of revenue for the industry, may be drawing to a close. Apparently the studios and the writers have both indicated a willingness to compromise on some of the issues at the root of the situation.
All I know is, the sooner these people get back to work, the sooner I can finally get my Heroes fix... the shakes are starting to get worse and I've started to see that weird symbol in my sleep...